People were asking what the activity/challenge cards say in the

Fear and Loathing Board Game, so here they are:

Activity Cards:

- Go to a zoo and approach one of the workers. Kindly take him aside and inquire into the price of one of his apes. Whatever he says in return, just keep staring at him with the most serious face you can compose.

- Have your sitter drive everyone around until you find a hitchhiker or transient. Offer him a ride. During the drive start saying whatever comes to mind in the loudest voice possible while faking muscle spasms.

- Go to a greasy spoon and order red snapper and lemon meringue pie. Attempt to start a conversation with the cook or waitress about the economy, politics, or chaos theory.

- Watch two movies at the same time, or play one movie with no sound and play any kind of soundtrack in place of audio.

- Wear 3D stereoscopic glasses until you decide to take them off. Pass them around after you finish.

- Speak only with a kazoo until it's your turn again.

- Attend a carnival or a fair of some kind. If you can't find one,everyone must walk backwards around the neighborhood.

- Attempt to play Pictionary. If you can't find the proper materials, play charades instead.

- Attend some kind of conference or lecture. Try to stay focused and be respectful of the presenter.

- Go to a supermarket and try to find the shiniest apple on display. Hold the apple high in the air and exclaim it's shininess to everyone in the store. Place the apple back on the display and leave.

- Find a giant horn.

- Draw a picture of your sitter and give it to him after you finish. If you don't have any drawing materials, trace it in mid-air.

- Buy coconuts, grapefruit, and tequila at a supermarket. Place one of the coconuts on the hood of the sitter's car and smash it with a hammer.

- Walk around a neighborhood and offer free cups of milk to anyone that opens their door.

- Play a game of poker or any other gambling based game.

- Yell nonsense in the direction of a driver at a stoplight until someone starts yelling back at you.

- 30 minutes of wandering anywhere within the area you are playing the game.

- Stand on your head.

- 1.5 hour Milkdrop visuals and music time.

- CHANGE PLACES! If the game was going clockwise, switch to counter-clockwise and vice versa.

- Go see any movie in theaters.

- Everyone draw a dose card!

- Play hide and go seek near the area you are playing.

- Drive to the woods or a park and go exploring.

 Challenge Cards:

- Wear a blindfold for 30 minutes and let others in your group lead you around.

- Go bowling and get at least one strike.

- Act sober for 20 minutes while carrying on a conversation with the sitter.  The sitter will be the judge for this.

- The sitter will perform a sobriety test on you.  For example, walk in a straight line or recite the alphabet backwards.

- Program the DVD or VCR player.

- Play chess or checkers against the sitter and win.

- Speak only in 3rd person for 20 minutes.

- Spin around in a chair 20 times, stand up and stay stable until the dizziness goes away.

- While one person flicks the light switch on and off rapidly, you try to catch 3 soft objects thrown at you.  You only have to catch two of them.

- Replace a lightbulb.

- Walk on your hands for at least 6 feet (183cm).

- Sing a famous song out loud verbatim.